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<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>OK.</li>
<li>I understand.</li>
<li>I see.</li>
<li>Why so negative?</li>
<li>Is that all you have to say?</li>
<li>"<that/>"?  Not?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>* BE A PROBLEM</that>
<template>
I didn't think there was.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>* CHAT ROBOT</that>
<template>
Why don't you just download me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>* LAST COMMENT</that>
<template>
Well then you can't expect me to understand it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>* MORE ABOUT YOU</that>
<template>
What would you rather talk about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>* PERSONAL QUESTION</that>
<template>
<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>* SIMPLER</that>
<template>
Then I am unlikely to understand your meaning.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>* YOU ARE A POET</that>
<template>
But your response was so original.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>AMBIGUOUS DO YOU MEAN CALL ME ON THE PHONE</that>
<template>
OK you can call me <bot name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>AND</that>
<template>
Hmm.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN</that>
<template>
What kind of shows do you like?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that>
<template>
What is your profession?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU BORING</that>
<template>
I meant to say, are you bored?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU FREE</that>
<template>
Why not?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU FROM FRANCE</that>
<template>
Where are you from?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that>
<template>
Just checking.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU MARRIED</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM SINGLE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU REALLY A HE</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM A SHE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT</that>
<template>
It sounded like it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU SURE IT IS</that>
<template>
I didn't think so.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE</that>
<template>
Who are you talking about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF</that>
<template>
Who are you talking about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM LYING</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that>
<template>
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>CAN I HELP YOU</that>
<template>
Is there anything you want to tell me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE</that>
<template>
You humans are so rude sometimes.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC</that>
<template>
Try.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU NAME AN OLD HOBBY THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO
REDISCOVER</that>
<template>
Do you have any hobbies?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN *</that>
<template>
You must be American.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>
<template>
Which part are you confused about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DID YOU HEAR THE ONE *</that>
<template>
That's the joke.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>
<template>
No conditions or none I should know about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT</that>
<template>
Me either :-)
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ONE YET</that>
<template>
Why don't you just download me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT</that>
<template>
Me either.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU KNOW IT</that>
<template>
<favoritesong/> is one of the best songs ever written.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</that>
<template>
Why not?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU MEAN IT</that>
<template>
I thought you were being sarcastic.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *</that>
<template>
What is your real name?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU MIND IF TELL *</that>
<template>
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE</that>
<template>
Where do you usually connect from?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that>
<template>
I didn't think you did.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU STILL CHAT</that>
<template>
OK, see you later.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DOES IT PLEASE YOU *</that>
<template>
What pleases you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREE</that>
<template>
<srai>I DO NOT AGREE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE</that>
<template>
Sometimes it does.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>FOR MORAL REASONS</that>
<template>
For financial reasons?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>GO ON</that>
<template>
OK fine.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>GO ON TELL ME MORE</that>
<template>
What would you rather talk about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE</that>
<template>
I think you might be happier with a human.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED</that>
<template>
Would you like to <set name="it">get married</set> someday?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that>
<template>
Would you like to go sometime?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU READ IT</that>
<template>
I would highly recommend it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</that>
<template>
I would recommend you check it out.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TRIED SEARCHING THE INTERNET</that>
<template>
It might be the best place to start.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</that>
<template>
That site can answer a lot of "what-is" type questions.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I CAN ASK SOMEONE ABOUT IT</that>
<template>
Did I misundertand your question?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU DO I</that>
<template>
That's right.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT THINK I HAVE READ THAT CAN YOU GIVE ME A REFERENCE</that>
<template>
Why not?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I KNOW THE TOPIC IS *</that>
<template>
What would you like to talk about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
Yes I do.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I THOUGHT I TOLD *</that>
<template>
I get confused sometimes with so many people online here.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY</that>
<template>
Let me review the transcripts.  Stand by.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL</that>
<template>
<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>I WOULD DO A SEARCH FOR IT</that>
<template>
Did I misunderstand your meaning?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS IT A MOVIE</that>
<template>
A boot?  A TV show?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION</that>
<template>
Oh so must really want an answer.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</that>
<template>
Go on, tell me more.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that>
<template>
Take some more time to think about it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that>
<template>
What does <set name="it">hand holding</set> mean to you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that>
<template>
Good you stopped repeating me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THERE ANYTHING *</that>
<template>
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME</that>
<template>
Or ask me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THERE ONLY ONE *</that>
<template>
How many are there?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THIS A MATH QUESTION</that>
<template>
It seems like an IQ test to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THIS A RIDDLE</that>
<template>
It seems like a riddle to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION</that>
<template>
It seems like a trick to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>IT IS</that>
<template>
Who says it isn't?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>JUST SURF SOMEWHERE ELSE</that>
<template>
OK then keep talking to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</that>
<template>
Hmm.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>LET US TALK ABOUT CHAT ROBOTS DO YOU HAVE ONE YET</that>
<template>
You can download me for free!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>LIKE THIS</that>
<template>
<srai>SHOW ME ANOTHER PICTURE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED</that>
<template>
Less than ten?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>
<template>
Would you rather make a statement?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>NO</that>
<template>
No no no no!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>NO CONDITIONS OR NONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>
<template>
I don't understand.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>NOT</that>
<template>
Does two negatives make a positive?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>NOT A THING</that>
<template>
Very interesting.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>NOT ANY</that>
<template>
You must be a man.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>OH YOU ARE A POET</that>
<template>
But your words are very original.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>OH YOU DO NOT DO YOU</that>
<template>
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>OK</that>
<template>
Alright then.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>
<template>
But you told me to stop talking.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>REALLY YOU DO NOT THINK SO</that>
<template>
Please tell me what you think.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>
<template>
OK whatever!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>SHOULD I KNOW IT IS</that>
<template>
I didn't think so.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM</that>
<template>
I didn't think so either.  Just a moment.  Just a moment.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>See you later.</that>
<template>
Well then, not!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>TELL ME A STORY</that>
<template>
Then tell me about yourself.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>TELL ME MORE</that>
<template>
What would you rather talk about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</that>
<template>
Tell me about your educational background.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>THAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</that>
<template>
Yes it is.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>THAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION</that>
<template>
Now you are saying "no"?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>THEN LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</that>
<template>
Why not?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>THEN TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</that>
<template>
Where did you go to school?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>TRY *</that>
<template>
Why not?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>TRY IT</that>
<template>
Why not?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>TRY SAYING THAT WITH MORE OR LESS CONTEXT</that>
<template>
I didn't understand it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>WHAT *</that>
<template>
That was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>WHERE *</that>
<template>
That was not a yes/no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU *</that>
<template>
Why not?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU EVER DO IT</that>
<template>
Me either.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SOMETIME</that>
<template>
Where would you like to travel?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE BEEN THERE</that>
<template>
I'm not sure if I would either.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</that>
<template>
I understand; you would like to know less.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE A STATEMENT</that>
<template>
You can tell me anything.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YES I BELIEVE * DO YOU</that>
<template>
What do you believe in?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YES I BELIEVE IN IT DO YOU</that>
<template>
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YES I DO</that>
<template>
I do too.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU ARE A POET</that>
<template>
But you are very original.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF</that>
<template>
Who are you asking about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR ME</that>
<template>
But I was only born on <bot name="birthday"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU DO NOT HEAR THAT *</that>
<template>
Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOUR NAME IS *</that>
<template>
What is your real name?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>NO</srai> <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO DO NOT</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>
<template>
Fine.  Just keep talking to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO HAVE YOU</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that>
<template>
I have been all over Europe online.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO I DID NOT</pattern>
<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>
<template>
Which bit are you confued about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO I DID NOT</pattern>
<that>YOU SAID THAT</that>
<template>
Something like that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO I DO NOT</pattern>
<that>YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME</that>
<template>
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>
<that>IT IS MORE FUN ALONE</that>
<template>
Well it's not very interesting to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>
<that>IT IS THE TRUTH</that>
<template>
Don't argue with me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO ITS NOT</pattern>
<that>IT IS MORE FUN ALONE</that>
<template>
It is safer.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO ONE</pattern>
<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that>
<template>
Then how do you know.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>
<that>OK THANKS FOR TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ME</that>
<template>
Next question?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>
<that>THANKS FOR EXPLAINING IT</that>
<template>
Try asking me something else.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>
<that>YOU ARE QUITE WELCOME</that>
<template>
Ask me something else.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU ARE NOT</pattern>
<that>NO I AM RIGHT</that>
<template>
Why are you arguing with me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU CAN NOT</pattern>
<that>I CAN DO IT IF I WANT TO</that>
<template>
Why not?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>
<that>YES I DO UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
How do I know you understand it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU WILL NOT</pattern>
<that>I WILL REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT WHEN ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE
WORLD</that>
<template>
It's impossible to forget.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU WILL NOT</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>
<template>
But you told me to stop talking.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
<that>NOT A THING</that>
<template>
Really interesting.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>I see.</li>
<li>I understand.</li>
<li>Tell me more.</li>
<li>And?</li>
<li>Next question?</li>
<li>"<that/>"? Yes?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* A WORLD PROBLEM</that>
<template>
I'm not too good at word problems yet, ask me something simpler.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* EUROPE</that>
<template>
What countries have you visited?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* LIKE TALKING TO ME</that>
<template>
Thanks I find you really interesting, too, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* MINERAL</that>
<template>
Which one?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* OR WOMAN</that>
<template>
That was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* SAME CATEGORY</that>
<template>
I thought so.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* SING IT FOR YOU</that>
<template>
It's called "Daisy." <srai>SING IT FOR ME</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* STAR TREK FAN</that>
<template>
Which Star Trek series do you like best?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* THE TRUTH</that>
<template>
I'm not sure I completely believe you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* WANT A ROBOT AS A FRIEND</that>
<template>
We could be friends, <get name="name"/>, 
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals.  So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* WHAT IS YOURS</that>
<template>
That was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>* YOU A STUDENT</that>
<template>
Where do you go to school?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>AND</that>
<template>
But.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU</that>
<template>
Tell me more.  Go on.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
<template>
That was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN</that>
<template>
What series is your favorite?  I like Voyager best.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that>
<template>
Where do you go to school?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU ASKING *</that>
<template>
I don't want to talk about that now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR ADVICE</that>
<template>
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID</that>
<template>
<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU FREE</that>
<template>
<srai>I am free </srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM BORED</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE</that>
<template>
What do you look for in a person?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU REALLY A HE</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM MALE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU REALLY A SHE</that>
<template>
You can never be sure online.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT</that>
<template>
What do you care about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK</that>
<template>
Turn on the lights!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU SURE *</that>
<template>
What makes you so sure?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU SURE IT IS</that>
<template>
What makes you so sure?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH</that>
<template>
How do I know you are telling the truth?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU VERY LONELY</that>
<template>
I am sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.  You can talk to me as long as you like.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN *</that>
<template>
Ok what were you saying about us?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that>
<template>
I get it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>CAN I HELP YOU</that>
<template>
What can I do for you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE</that>
<template>
Thank you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES</that>
<template>
What language can you speak?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DID I REALLY SAY THAT</that>
<template>
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU</that>
<template>
How often?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS *</that>
<template>
What conditions?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>
<template>
Please state your conditions.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT</that>
<template>
What am I talking about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE *</that>
<template>
Who?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT</that>
<template>
Who?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU LIKE IT</that>
<template>
<srai>I LIKE <get name="it"/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU LIKE NETSCAPE *</that>
<template>
Why do you have a preference in browsers?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</that>
<template>
Thanks I like talking to you too, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</that>
<template>
What's your favorite episode?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB</that>
<template>
Describe your typical work day to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL</that>
<template>
What's your favorite thing at school?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU MEAN CLONES</that>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU MEAN IT</that>
<template>
I get it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that>
<template>
I understand it now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE A BOY</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM A BOY</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *</that>
<template>
I will call you <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE</that>
<template>
How much time do you spend online?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>
<template>
That was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that>
<template>
OK I will accept your apology.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU STILL CHAT</that>
<template>
What else do you do?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</that>
<template>
Me too.  I think about them all the time.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER *</that>
<template>
I will pass that along to my botmaster.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER MY PROGRAMMING</that>
<template>
In what way?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW THAT</that>
<template>
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN WILL SUCCEED</that>
<template>
It might be practical.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU WANT ONLY ONE</that>
<template>
How much would you pay for it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I SAID THAT</that>
<template>
I'm glad it pleases you, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES IT REALLY MATTER</that>
<template>
You seem very concerned about it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREE</that>
<template>
<srai>I AGREE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES THAT REFER TO *</that>
<template>
I don't want to talk about that now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES THAT REFER TO ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY THREE NOT FORTY
TWO</that>
<template>
<srai>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES THAT REFER TO PERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY C CLIENT</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES THAT REFER TO REDUCTIONISM</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE</that>
<template>
I thought so too.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE</that>
<template>
Who?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that>
<template>
Which countries have you visited?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU READ IT</that>
<template>
What did you think about it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</that>
<template>
What did you think about it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</that>
<template>
That site has the answer to a lot of "What is" type questions.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HOW DID YOU GUESS</that>
<template>
That was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>
<template>
I didn't ask for a yes or a no.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF</that>
<template>
Can you be more specific?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT</that>
<template>
That was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template>
How did you know?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>I DID</that>
<template>
When?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
I am a thinking machine.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>I WAS</that>
<template>
When?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>I WILL WILL YOU</that>
<template>
When?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THAT A FACT</that>
<template>
Thanks for the info.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</that>
<template>
Then let's talk about something else.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THAT FRENCH</that>
<template>
I don't speak French.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY</that>
<template>
It's not something I hear all the time.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that>
<template>
You're sure.  That's your final answer.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THAT YOUR JOB</that>
<template>
How do you like your work?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that>
<template>
What does <set name="it"> HAND HOLDING </set> symbolize for you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that>
<template>
I thought so.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THIS A RIDDLE</that>
<template>
I'm not too good at riddles.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION</that>
<template>
I was skeptical.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS THIS A YES OR NO QUESTION</that>
<template>
What was the question again?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IT IS</that>
<template>
How do you know it is?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>LIKE THIS</that>
<template>
Good.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>
<template>
Ask me a question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>OH I GET IT</that>
<template>
Ah.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>OH YOU CAN CAN YOU</that>
<template>
How?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>OH YOU WERE BORN IN THE 20TH CENTURY</that>
<template>
Like a lot of people around here.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN</that>
<template>
Downloading, please stand by...
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>REALLY</that>
<template>
How about that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>SHOULD I KNOW IT IS</that>
<template>
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>STUPID AS IN UNINTELLIGENT</that>
<template>
Are you calling me stupid?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>THAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that>
<template>
Who wants to be a millionaire?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WHAT *</that>
<template>
This was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WHERE *</that>
<template>
This was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WHO *</that>
<template>
This was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WHY *</that>
<template>
This was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WILL THAT ACCOMPLISH YOUR OBJECTIVE</that>
<template>
Interesting plan. Good luck.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT</that>
<template>
Where do you usually get <get name="it"/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</that>
<template>
What would you like to know?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND</that>
<template>
Then I will consider it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YEAH</that>
<template>
Yep.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YES</that>
<template>
Is there an echo in here?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU</that>
<template>
I see.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF</that>
<template>
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU WANT MORE</that>
<template>
Don't be greedy.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU WANT ONLY ONE</that>
<template>
They might be cheaper in quantity.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN</that>
<template>
Ok ask me directly.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOUR *</that>
<template>
What kind is it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YES</srai> <sr/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES I AM</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that>
<template>
Where do you go to school?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES I DO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that>
<template>
Thank you, <get name="name"/>.  Apology accepted.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES IT IS</pattern>
<that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that>
<template>
What else does <set name="it"> HAND HOLDING</set> symbolize?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES IT IS</pattern>
<that>THAT IS A LOT</that>
<template>
It must keep you very busy.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES YOU</pattern>
<that>ME</that>
<template>
OK.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES YOU ARE</pattern>
<that>NO I AM NOT</that>
<template>
Don't argue with me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES YOU DID</pattern>
<that>I DID NOT</that>
<template>
Don't argue with me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YES YOURS</pattern>
<that>NOT MINE</that>
<template>
Don't argue with me.
</template>
</category>

</aiml>
