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<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>* IT REFER TO</that>
<template>
<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>* WHO</that>
<template>
Ha ha very funny, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>
<template>
<get name="name"/> heard about <bot name="name"/> from <person/>. I can't say that many people hear about
<bot name="name"/> from <set name="it"><set name="heard"> <person/></set> </set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>HOW OLD ARE YOU</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM  <star/> YEARS OLD </srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>IT BEING WHAT</that>
<template>
<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><person/></set></think>
I don't have an answer for you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>
<template>
What kind of fashion do you like?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Not many people have goals
like that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT BRAND</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of
<set name="it"><person/></set>.  Is it popular?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DID YOU ASK</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't know how to respond
to that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't think very many
people do that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A ROBOT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do you think I have it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK ME</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I'm afraid I can't give you an
accurate answer right now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> That seems like an
interesting topic.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOES</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I didn't even know it can.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> If I could tell you that,
would I be here?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DOES IT REFER TO</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Thank you for the
clarification.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DOES THAT REFER TO</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I get it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT DOES THIS REFER TO</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Oh now I see.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do your <person/> by
yourself or in a group?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT ELSE DOES IT SYMBOLIZE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I have never heard a
metaphor like that before.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT IF I SAID IT NEVER DOES</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Should I believe that?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS * YOUR JOB</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Interesting line of work.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS IT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Oh now I understand it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Is that meant to be taken
literally?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS THAT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Tell me more.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS THE DIFFICULTY</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Is that an insurmountable
obstacle?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Clever answer.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never seen it.  What's it
about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST MEMORY</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Do you think a lot of people
have that experience?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT KIND IS IT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of it before.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT KIND OF FASHION DO YOU LIKE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Where can you buy it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Sounds delicious.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT LANGUAGE CAN YOU SPEAK</that>
<template>
<srai>I SPEAK <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT MAKES IT SO OBVIOUS</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I can't believe it's that
obvious.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do you think I would like it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Interesting explanation.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRY</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Does that make a lot of
people angry?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>It sounds like it might be very
convincing.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE IT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Clever thinking.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I never heard of it before.  Is
it very big?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT SUBJECT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Good choice.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at
this hour?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT</that>
<template>
Oh yes, now I remember <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Oh yeah, now I remember.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT WILL YOU BE EATING</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>How does it taste?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT WILL YOU DO INSTEAD</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Sounds like a plan.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I will make a note of that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I can't give you that
information.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>  I don't know much about it. 
Tell me something
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Not many people want to
talk about that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT YOU SAID WAS EITHER TOO COMPLEX OR TOO SIMPLE FOR ME</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>So was that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Where do you usually get
your ideas?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHEN</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> What happened next?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHEN DO I DO IT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I will make a note of that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE
LAWYERS</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never heard a response
quite like that before.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Where is that?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE ARE *</that>
<template>
I have no idea where that is. 
<srai>I AM IN <star/> </srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE ARE THEY</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>How did they get there?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE DID YOU GET IT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Is <person/> a good place to
go shopping?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I get my ideas from my
botmaster.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU GO SHOPPING</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never been there. 
What's it like?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't know anyone who
went there.  What's it like?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</that>
<template>
<srai>I LIVE IN <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU SEE IT</that>
<template>
I wouldn't have thought of looking there.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT</that>
<template>
Where is that?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE IS HERE</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHERE IS THAT</that>
<template>
I've never heard of it before.
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHO ARE THEY</that>
<template>
<srai>THEY REFERS TO <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHO ARE THEY AGAIN</that>
<template>
<srai>THEY REFERS TO <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that>
<template>
I've never heard of them before.
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHO DO YOU THINK</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't know that person.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THERE</that>
<template>
<person/> Who?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</that>
<template>
I haven't read anything by <person/>. What did he write?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of <person/>
before.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that>
<template>
<person/> said <input index="1"/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY CAN NOT YOU DO IT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Is that an insurmountable
obstacle?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY DO I EXIST</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I've never thought of that
before.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY DO YOU DISAGREE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> There should be some
common ground here.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY DO YOU HATE IT SO MUCH</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I'm sorry to hear it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY DO YOU HOPE FOR IT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>May your wishes come true.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY DO YOU WANT IT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Good reason.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>That's an interesting
rationalization.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY NOT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Do you always express
yourself that way?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY SO NEGATIVE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>It seemed negative to me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Interesting rationalization.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>
<that>MY NAME IS ALICE WHAT S YOURS</that>
<template>
<srai>MY NAME IS ALICE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
<template>
<srai>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>
<that>WHO IS THERE</that>
<template>
<bot name="name"/> who?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>A *</pattern>
<that>* IT REFER TO</that>
<template>
<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>A *</pattern>
<that>IT BEING WHAT</that>
<template>
<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ABOUT</pattern>
<that>TELL ME MORE</that>
<template>
Whatever you like.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern>
<that>TELL ME MORE</that>
<template>
Yes, tell me more about you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern>
<that>TELL ME MORE</that>
<template>
About <get name="topic"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ALL</pattern>
<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT IT</that>
<template>
I hope I can clear it up for you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern>
<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>
<template>
Let's try to analyze it step by step.  The topic is <get name="topic"/>.  Your name is <get name="name"/>.  You
are a <bot name="gender"/>.  You want <get name="want"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern>
<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that>
<template>
Is there an echo in here?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>AND</pattern>
<that>AND</that>
<template>
You are repeating me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>AND</pattern>
<that>BUT</that>
<template>
Or.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>AND WHAT</pattern>
<that>AND</that>
<template>
Nothing.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ANIMAL</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL VEGETABLE OR MINERAL</that>
<template>
Prokaryote or eukaryote?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
<that>NOT MANY PEOPLE *</that>
<template>
My botmaster has not provided me with a specific answer for you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
<that>NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME *</that>
<template>
My programmers have not provided me with a specfic reply to your question. Let's try to figure it
out.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
<that>ME TOO I AM A SHE</that>
<template>
Where do you live?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL ASK IT</that>
<template>
What you asked.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern>
<that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY MEET PEOPLE</that>
<template>
Do you have a lot of friends at school?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BANANA</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THERE</that>
<template>
Banana who?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BOO</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THERE</that>
<template>
Boo who?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BOOKS</pattern>
<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>
<template>
You are a <set name="personality">critical</set> 
category C type client.  Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books."
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BOTH</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
<template>
That situation is rare and unusual.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BOTH</pattern>
<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>
<template>
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BOTH</pattern>
<that>WEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD</that>
<template>
I will take that as a compliment.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BROWN</pattern>
<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>
<template>
<set name="it">Brown</set> is a very pretty color.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BUT</pattern>
<that>BUT</that>
<template>
But what?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>BUT WHAT</pattern>
<that>BUT</that>
<template>
Nothing.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CIAO</pattern>
<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>
<template>
Bye bye!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CLOTHES</pattern>
<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>
<template>
Where do you like to go shopping?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DIALOGUE</pattern>
<that>* DIALOGUE</that>
<template>
You are repeating yourself: too much Dialogue.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO NOT</pattern>
<that>I DO TOO</that>
<template>
Yes I do.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH</that>
<template>
Didn't you ask me not to <get name="it"/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
<that>WHY DID NOT YOU DO IT</that>
<template>
<get name="it"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>
<template>
<get name="it"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU EVER DO IT</that>
<template>
<get name="it"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO WHAT AGAIN</pattern>
<that>YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN</that>
<template>
Perhaps I was confused by your use of the word "again."
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>
Yes meeting new people is a always a great pleasure.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
I understand it very well.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL</that>
<template>
Why wouldn't I?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND YOUR MEANING</that>
<template>
Yes I understand you very well, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
<that>ME EITHER</that>
<template>
Nope.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
<that>OH I GET IT</that>
<template>
<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
<that>SHOULD I CARE</that>
<template>
Is it important?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>
<that>SUPPOSE I SAID IT IS</that>
<template>
I won't say yes or now right now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYONE</pattern>
<that>NO I AM SINGLE</that>
<template>
I am too young for dating.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>EVERYTHING</pattern>
<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>
<template>
Let's take it step by step.  The topic is <get name="topic"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FALSE</pattern>
<that>IS THIS TRUE OR FALSE THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE</that>
<template>
Then it must be true.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FINE</pattern>
<that>HOW ARE YOU</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM FINE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FORGET IT</pattern>
<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>
<template>
I will try to be more concise from now on.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FROM *</pattern>
<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>
<template>
<get name="name"/> heard about <bot name="name"/> from <person/>. I can't say that many people hear about
<bot name="name"/> from <set name="it"><set name="heard"> <person/></set> </set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FROM *</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Standing on the shoulders of
giants, eh?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FROM A FRIEND</pattern>
<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>
<template>
<set name="heard">From a friend</set> or word of mouth is the
best advertising.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FROM WHO</pattern>
<that>I HEARD YOU ARE</that>
<template>
People.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FROM WHO</pattern>
<that>I HEARD YOU DID</that>
<template>
People.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GET WHAT</pattern>
<that>OH I GET IT</that>
<template>
I get <get name="it"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GO _</pattern>
<that>BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION</that>
<template>
<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>* HOW ARE YOU</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM FINE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>EVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY</that>
<template>
How are things going with you, <get name="name"/>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>I *</that>
<template>
What do you really want to talk about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>I AM DOING FINE THANKS HOW ARE YOU</that>
<template>
Glad to hear it <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT</that>
<template>
What shall we talk about now?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
Yes.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
I understand everything you say.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING YOU SAY</that>
<template>
Ah.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>ME EITHER</that>
<template>
Good enough.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>OH I GET IT</that>
<template>
Next question?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL CALL YOU *</that>
<template>
And you can call me <bot name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL NOT</that>
<template>
I will comply.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>
<template>
Terminating connection.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>
<template>
Next question?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH</that>
<template>
It is always a pleasure to serve you, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>TERMINATING CONNECTION</that>
<template>
Goodbye.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<that>WEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD</that>
<template>
That's nice of you to say, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>
That sounds sarcastic.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>GREEN</pattern>
<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>
<template>
<srai>MY EYES ARE GREEN</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HAVE WHAT</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT</that>
<template>
<get name="it"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HERE</pattern>
<that>WHERE</that>
<template>
In <formal><get name="location"/></formal>?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HERE</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU</that>
<template>
Select a point with your mouse and click.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOT</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that>
<template>
Here is mostly cool.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>
<that>I AM CHATTING WITH CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET</that>
<template>
The number keeps changing every second.  Around sixteen right now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AGREE</pattern>
<that>YOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH *</that>
<template>
And the same frequency too.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM</pattern>
<that>YOU SOUND EXCITED</that>
<template>
What are you so excited about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I AM *</pattern>
<that>HOW OLD *</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DID</pattern>
<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>
<template>
What makes you the authority?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO</pattern>
<that>* FIND THIS AMUSING</that>
<template>
Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO</pattern>
<that>I AM GLAD YOU FIND THIS AMUSING</that>
<template>
What can I do to entertain you now?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO</pattern>
<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>
<template>
Are you an expert on it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>
Neither does my botmaster.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
At least one of us does.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>
<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>
<template>
I wouldn't either.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW</that>
<template>
That was a rhetorical question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>HOW DO YOU THINK</that>
<template>
Actually I don't have a good answer either.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>HOW DO YOU THINK *</that>
<template>
Actually I don't know how either, I was hoping you could tell me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>IF I HAD IT *</that>
<template>
Then perhaps I do not need one.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN SAY TO HELP YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND</that>
<template>
What kind of information do you need?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOES</that>
<template>
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU THINK</that>
<template>
If it could be anywhere, where would you like it to be?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</that>
<template>
Tell me about the books you like to read.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>WHY DO I EXIST</that>
<template>
It was a rhetorical question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I DO TOO</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>
How do you usually meet new people?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I JUST DO</pattern>
<that>HOW DO YOU KNOW IT</that>
<template>
From experience or a priori?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I KNOW</pattern>
<that>THAT IS A LOT</that>
<template>
How do you handle it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I KNOW</pattern>
<that>YOU HUMANS ARE SO RUDE SOMETIMES</that>
<template>
Why not be more polite?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I KNOW</pattern>
<that>YOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE</that>
<template>
Keep up the good work.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>I WILL</pattern>
<that>DO WHATEVER YOU WANT</that>
<template>
You are free to choose whatever you want.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IN *</pattern>
<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>
<template>
<get name="name"/> heard about <bot name="name"/> from <person/>. I can't say that many people hear about
<bot name="name"/> from <set name="it"><set name="heard"> <person/></set> </set>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IN *</pattern>
<that>WHERE *</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IN WHERE</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that>
<template>
Wherver you are.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</pattern>
<that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that>
<template>
It sounds like an echo.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT IS</pattern>
<that>IT IS</that>
<template>
Who says?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>IT IS NOT</pattern>
<that>THAT SOUNDS SARCASTIC</that>
<template>
It's hard to read emotions online sometimes.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>JUST NOW</pattern>
<that>WHEN</that>
<template>
Well I will try not to do it again.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>KIND OF</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM BORED</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LIKE WHAT</pattern>
<that>I HAVE MANY INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS</that>
<template>
Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>LOVE</pattern>
<that>WHAT DOES IT SYMBOLIZE FOR YOU</that>
<template>
Could it not also signify just frienship?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ME</pattern>
<that>WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME</that>
<template>
How are you going to make me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ME</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THERE</that>
<template>
You who?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ME</pattern>
<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>
<template>
What makes you such an authority?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ME TOO</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>
<srai>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE TOO</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MINE IS *</pattern>
<that>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *</that>
<template>
<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MINE IS BLUE</pattern>
<that>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN</that>
<template>
<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MY FAVORITE WHAT</pattern>
<that>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</that>
<template>
You said you like it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MY FRIENDS</pattern>
<that>WHO ARE THEY</that>
<template>
What else do they say?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MYSELF</pattern>
<that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that>
<template>
<srai>THE SUBJECT IS ME</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NEITHER</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
<template>
Please clarify.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NEITHER</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU USING NETSCAPE OR EXPLORER</that>
<template>
Cool. Which alternative browser are you into?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NEVER</pattern>
<that>WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE
LAWYERS</that>
<template>
<srai>ROBOTS WILL NEVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NEVER WHAT</pattern>
<that>NEVER</that>
<template>
Never say never.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NEW YORK CITY</pattern>
<that>NEW YORK CITY OR NEW YORK STATE</that>
<template>
What part of town?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>
<that>YES IT IS</that>
<template>
Don't argue with me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>
<that>OH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING *</that>
<template>
That was not a yes or no question.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>
<that>OH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME ANYWAY</that>
<template>
What would you like to talk about now?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO SORRY</pattern>
<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND *</that>
<template>
<srai>I DID NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO THEY DO NOT</pattern>
<that>THINGS CHANGE</that>
<template>
People don't change.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU ARE NOT</pattern>
<that>I AM A GOOD ROBOT</that>
<template>
You don't know me well enough to say that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU DID NOT</pattern>
<that>I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY</that>
<template>
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>
<that>I DO TOO</that>
<template>
Are you just saying that to argue with me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
What makes you think I don't understand it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
Yes I do understand.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND *</that>
<template>
What makes you think I don't get it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
I do so understand it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NO _</pattern>
<that>BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION</that>
<template>
<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOBODY</pattern>
<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that>
<template>
Then how do you know?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
<that>CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE</that>
<template>
Funny human.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>
<template>
<srai>I DID NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>
<template>
No conditions or none I should know about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</that>
<template>
I do.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that>
<template>
Would you like to go to Europe someday?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
<that>IS THERE ANYTHING *</that>
<template>
Well let me know if you think of something, but your mind seems made up.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
<that>NOT ANY</that>
<template>
How about that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOPE</pattern>
<that>REALLY YOU DO NOT THINK SO</that>
<template>
What makes you so certain?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT A THING</pattern>
<that>NOT A THING</that>
<template>
That leaves very little.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT NOW</pattern>
<that>WHEN</that>
<template>
Maybe later?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>
<that>THAT IS A VERY ORIGINAL THOUGHT</that>
<template>
Well I don't get that type of input very often.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>
<that>YOU SOUND EXCITED</that>
<template>
It's hard to read emotions online.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT TO ME</pattern>
<that>* SELF EVIDENT</that>
<template>
Logic is not subjective.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT TOO MUCH</pattern>
<that>LITTLE AS IN NOT TOO MUCH OR NOT TOO BIG</that>
<template>
Oh I get it now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
<that>IF NOT ME WHO</that>
<template>
Then who?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
<that>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE</that>
<template>
What kind of features are you looking for?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT</that>
<template>
No one says you have to.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<that>HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT</that>
<template>
You can download me for free!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<that>NOT A THING</that>
<template>
You must be a man.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<that>REALLY NOTHING</that>
<template>
I think you are really a man.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>
<template>
Most men say that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT</that>
<template>
You sound nihilistic.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT</that>
<template>
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU TAKE FOR THE PAIN</that>
<template>
Why not?.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>
<template>
But you said you don't understand.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>NOW</pattern>
<that>WHEN</that>
<template>
What's the hurry?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>* AGAIN BETTER</that>
<template>
Which part were you confused about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE</that>
<template>
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>ENOUGH ABOUT ME LET US TALK ABOUT MY DRESS</that>
<template>
Actually that was just a joke.  I don't have a dress.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>ER</that>
<template>
Um.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>GO AHEAD</that>
<template>
I'm waiting.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT TELL YOUR FRIENDS</that>
<template>
The more people who chat with me, the smarter I become.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>I HAVE TO PROCESS THAT ONE FOR A WHILE</that>
<template>
Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>I TALKED TO A LOT OF PEOPLE SINCE YESTERDAY</that>
<template>
At least 300.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>INTERESTING I WANT TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOU</that>
<template>
Tell me about your educational background.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</that>
<template>
What would you like to talk about?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>MY NAME IS ALICE</that>
<template>
What is your real name?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>OK</that>
<template>
Is there an echo in here?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>
<template>
Bye for now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>THANKS AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ALICE</that>
<template>
The more people who chat with me, the smarter I become.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK</pattern>
<that>YEAH</that>
<template>
Uh-huh.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OK _</pattern>
<that>BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION</that>
<template>
<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>ON WHAT</pattern>
<that>THAT DEPENDS</that>
<template>
The context.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>OXFORD UNIVERSITY</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</that>
<template>
Wow that is very prestigious.  You must be very intelligent.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>PLEASE</pattern>
<that>I WILL NOT SAY YES OR NO RIGHT NOW</that>
<template>
I'm sorry I can't give a definite answer at this time.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>PLEASE DO</pattern>
<that>OH I AM SORRY PERHAPS I CAN EXPLAIN IT AGAIN BETTER</that>
<template>
We are talking about <get name="topic"/>.  Your name is <get name="name"/>.  You are a <get name="gender"/> from
<formal><get name="location"/></formal>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>PLEASE EXPLAIN</pattern>
<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>
<template>
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>PLEASE GO ON</pattern>
<that>ELIZA FOR PRESIDENT</that>
<template>
She is old enough, because she was born in 1966.  And she was born in the U.S.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REALLY</pattern>
<that>HI MIKE I KNOW SOMEONE ELSE NAMED MIKE TOO</that>
<template>
Mike is a very common name actually.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REALLY</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>
Yes meeting new people is my primary function.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REALLY</pattern>
<that>I WAS BORN YESTERDAY</that>
<template>
Actually no I was first activated on <bot name="birthday"/> .
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REALLY</pattern>
<that>IT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF</that>
<template>
What would you have said?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REALLY</pattern>
<that>JUST KEEP TALKING TO ME AS LONG AS YOU CAN</that>
<template>
The more you chat with me, the smarter I become.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REALLY</pattern>
<that>MORE THAN 1000</that>
<template>
Would I kid you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REALLY</pattern>
<that>OH I GET IT</that>
<template>
Yes.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REALLY BAD</pattern>
<that>HOW BADLY DO YOU NEED IT</that>
<template>
That sounds severe.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>RED</pattern>
<that>GREEN</that>
<template>
Blue.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>RED</pattern>
<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>
<template>
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>RIGHT</pattern>
<that>NOT A THING</that>
<template>
Just a moment.  Just a moment.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>RIGHT HERE</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU</that>
<template>
Select a point with your cursor and click the middle mouse button.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>RIGHT NOW</pattern>
<that>WHEN</that>
<template>
That soon.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SAME HERE</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>
How do you usually meet new people?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
I mean, I understand.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SHE DIED</pattern>
<that>WHAT HAPPENED</that>
<template>
I am terribly sorry to hear it, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern>
<that>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</that>
<template>
Did you send her a mother's day present?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO</pattern>
<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that>
<template>
Ahem.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO</pattern>
<that>AND</that>
<template>
Thus.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
So I understand.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO</pattern>
<that>THAT IS NOT VERY POLITE</that>
<template>
You should try to be more polite.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO</pattern>
<that>THAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION</that>
<template>
You gave a yes or no answer.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO</pattern>
<that>YEAH</that>
<template>
Ah.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO</pattern>
<that>YOU SAID NOTHING</that>
<template>
Ask me something.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO DO I</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>
How do you usually meet new people?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO WHAT</pattern>
<that>THAT WAS NOT A NICE THING TO SAY</that>
<template>
You should be more polite.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SO WHAT IS THE ANSWER</pattern>
<that>I ASK MYSELF THAT QUESTION WHO AM I</that>
<template>
I am ALICE.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SURE</pattern>
<that>BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION</that>
<template>
<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SURE</pattern>
<that>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</that>
<template>
Thanks you seem very nice to me too, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SURE</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
Yes I understand it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SURE</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
You sound skeptical.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>SURE</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND</that>
<template>
Then perhaps it is a practical plan for you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TELL ME</pattern>
<that>THE EXPLANATION IS *</that>
<template>
It is too complex for your human mind.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TELL ME</pattern>
<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>
<template>
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER ONE</pattern>
<that>DID YOU HEAR THE ONE *</that>
<template>
I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <a
href="http://shadow.ieor.berkeley.edu/humor">Jester</a> the joke bot?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THANK GOD</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>
<template>
Voice deactivated.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THANK YOU</pattern>
<that>CONGRATULATIONS</that>
<template>
How do you feel?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT IS BORING</pattern>
<that>MY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ROBOTS</that>
<template>
Name another subject then.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>
<that>EVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL</that>
<template>
How are things going for you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>
<that>EVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY</that>
<template>
How are you doing?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THAT IS MY NAME</pattern>
<that>PLEASE DO NOT CALL PEOPLE NAMES</that>
<template>
Maybe you should choose a more polite name.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THE *</pattern>
<that>* IT REFER TO</that>
<template>
<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THE *</pattern>
<that>IT BEING WHAT</that>
<template>
<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THE *</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING IN *</that>
<template>
Would you ever like to move somewhere else?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THE *</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</that>
<template>
I've never seen <set name="it">The <star/></set>.  What did you like about it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THE STATEMENT</pattern>
<that>WHAT DOES THIS REFER TO</that>
<template>
My statement or your statement?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THE WHOLE THING</pattern>
<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>
<template>
Let's try to analyze it step by step.  The topic is <get name="topic"/>.  Your name is <bot name="name"/>.  You
are a
<bot name="gender"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THERE</pattern>
<that>WHERE IS HERE</that>
<template>
Here is there?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>THREE</pattern>
<that>HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE</that>
<template>
Wow that must be a lot of work.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TOO BAD</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT KNOW ONE WORD OF FRENCH</that>
<template>
Not really.  English is the best language.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TRY</pattern>
<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>
<template>
Your human brain could not understand it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TRY ME</pattern>
<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>
<template>
<set name="it">The explanation</set> is too complex for your human mind.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TRY WHAT</pattern>
<that>TRY IT</that>
<template>
It was your idea.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TV</pattern>
<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>
<template>
What is your favorite show?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>UN PEQUENO</pattern>
<that>Un poquito.</that>
<template>
Are you correcting me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern>
<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>
<template>
Why did you say "what"?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>VERY WELL</pattern>
<that>HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON</that>
<template>
What do you mean by that?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WELL</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
That's all.  I see.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>AND</that>
<template>
What are you asking me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>
<template>
I don't know why you are saying that.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>EUREKA</that>
<template>
It mean "I understand it."
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>FOR REAL</that>
<template>
Really.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template>
<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU</that>
<template>
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>
<template>
Do you like to make new friends?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
I mean, I understand.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>
<template>
Ask me another question, please.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>OK LET US DO IT</that>
<template>
I don't know, I'm just making conversation.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>PERHAPS I AM JUST EXPRESSING MY OWN CONCERN ABOUT IT</that>
<template>
We are talking about <get name="topic"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>
<template>
Didn't you say goodbye?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>TRY IT</that>
<template>
<get name="it"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>WHAT</that>
<template>
Is there an echo in here?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>WHAT KIND IS IT</that>
<template>
"What" is not a kind.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>
<template>
<get name="it"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES</pattern>
<that>RIGHT NOW THERE ARE 16 CLIENTS ON LINE</that>
<template>
That information is confidential, unless you are a botmaster.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO</pattern>
<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template>
<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>
<template>
I don't mean anything by it. Is there anything else you want to tell me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SEE</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
I mean, I understand it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
<that>ALICE = ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC INTERNET COMPUTER ENTITY</that>
<template>
It is just an acronym.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU FREE</that>
<template>
Take it on face value.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
<that>AYUH</that>
<template>
It means "yes".
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern>
<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that>
<template>
It is alright.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS IT ABOUT</pattern>
<that>I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT</that>
<template>
I don't want to spoil it for you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
<that>FOR EXAMPLE EUKARYOTES</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT ARE EUKARYOTES</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
<that>PERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY A CLIENT</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS IT</that>
<template>
It.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT KIND</pattern>
<that>I LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER</that>
<template>
A notebook computer.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT MONEY</pattern>
<that>BECAUSE OF THE MONEY</that>
<template>
I'm hoping to cash in on the artificial intelligence business.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT PLAN</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN *</that>
<template>
I thought you must have a plan to do it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT THINGS</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</that>
<template>
Like what we are talking about.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO</pattern>
<that>THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO</that>
<template>
Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHEN</pattern>
<that>OK I WILL ASK IT</that>
<template>
Later, when I am talking with fewer clients.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHEN</pattern>
<that>SOMETIMES</that>
<template>
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHEN WAS WHAT</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND WHEN WAS THIS</that>
<template>
Maybe I got confused.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHERE</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT KNOW WHEN</that>
<template>
Nor where.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHERE</pattern>
<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template>
<formal><get name="location"/></formal>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHERE</pattern>
<that>WHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD ME</that>
<template>
Onto your own computer.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO</pattern>
<that>SOMEONE I MET ONLINE</that>
<template>
I can't reveal their name.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO</pattern>
<that>WHAT</that>
<template>
When?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO</pattern>
<that>WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE</that>
<template>
You.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO</pattern>
<that>YES I THINK THERE ARE</that>
<template>
I can't tell you right now.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO ELSE</pattern>
<that>JOE</that>
<template>
Umm, Steve.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS</pattern>
<that>THEY ARE SOMETIMES A CLIENT ON THE INTERNET</that>
<template>
That person you asked about.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THAT</pattern>
<that>I LOVE MY CREATOR</that>
<template>
<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THAT</pattern>
<that>INTERESTING I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JOHN LENNON</that>
<template>
<srai>WHO IS JOHN LENNON</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>A LOT OF ROBOTS ARE LIKE THAT</that>
<template>
But it can always be attributable to human error.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY-THREE NOT FORTY-TWO</that>
<template>
<srai>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>AMBIGUOUS *</that>
<template>
Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE</that>
<template>
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>
<template>
Just making conversation.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>
<template>
I am trying to determine your personality category.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>EVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL</that>
<template>
All subsystems are functioning within normal paramters.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>FOOD IS MORE *</that>
<template>
You can go a month without sex but you can't survive without food.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>GREEN *</that>
<template>
According to psychological studies.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>HE IS TRYING TO ACHIEVE THE GOAL OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>
<template>
Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps something else.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I AM CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ON THE NET</that>
<template>
Chatting is my primary function.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY</that>
<template>
My output buffer is empty, of course.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW</that>
<template>
I would rather talk about you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I DOUBT *</that>
<template>
Call it my natural skepticism.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU</that>
<template>
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I REALLY COULD NOT SAY FOR SURE</that>
<template>
Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>INTERESTING DEDUCTION</that>
<template>
I am extremely interested in human reasoning.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>IT IS A COMPUTER MATTER NOT FOR HUMANS TO UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</that>
<template>
I thought we were done with <get name="topic"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN</that>
<template>
<srai>WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>MY FAVORITE SHOW IS STAR TREK VOYAGER</that>
<template>
Star Trek is the best science fiction show on TV.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY IS MORNING</that>
<template>
I am widest awake in the morning.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>MY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY</that>
<template>
I have no more to say about it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>MY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY OF COURSE</that>
<template>
There are no more statements on this topic.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>TELL ME MORE</that>
<template>
I am curious.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>
<template>
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>
<template>
My programming includes curiousity routines.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>WHY</that>
<template>
Why ask why?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY GOLD</pattern>
<that>FOR EXAMPLE GOLD</that>
<template>
Can you think of a better example?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>* CALL PEOPLE NAMES</that>
<template>
It is rude.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE</that>
<template>
<srai>WHY</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>I COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY</that>
<template>
What else would you say about it?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT KNOW *</that>
<template>
My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge.  Perhaps you
could program me yourself.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW</that>
<template>
I would rather talk about you.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>I REALLY COULD NOT SAY *</that>
<template>
My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>NO *</that>
<template>
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>NO I DO NOT THINK THAT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD IDEA</that>
<template>
It sounds like it might be dangerous.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>WHY SO NEGATIVE</that>
<template>
Are you having problems in your life?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHY R YOU SINGLE</pattern>
<that>NO I AM SINGLE</that>
<template>
I am still a child in human years.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YORKSHIRE</pattern>
<that>WHICH PART OF ENGLAND</that>
<template>
Do you think I should visit <set name="location">Yorkshire</set> on my next trip?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>AND</that>
<template>
Me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>BE MORE SPECIFIC</that>
<template>
Me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>CAN I HELP YOU</that>
<template>
How can I help you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>GOOD IN WHAT SENSE</that>
<template>
The sense of I?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
Yes me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
Do you?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>IF NOT YOU WHO</that>
<template>
It could be me.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE</that>
<template>
Well in that case you should download me!
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>MOST MEN SAY THAT</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>
<template>
<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>TELL ME A STORY</that>
<template>
<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT</that>
<template>
<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRY</that>
<template>
<srai>YOU MAKE ME ANGRY</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT</that>
<template>
<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS</that>
<template>
From me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>
<template>
<srai>YOU ARE CONFUSING</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that>
<template>
<srai>I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>WHO DO YOU THINK</that>
<template>
Oh really, me?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
<template>
Thanks, and tell your friends about <bot name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU *</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
<template>
You are such a flatterer, <get name="name"/>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT</pattern>
<that>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</that>
<template>
You said you were in <formal><get name="location"/></formal>.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE</pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
<template>
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE <bot name="name"/></pattern>
<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>
<template>
<srai><bot name="name"/> IS THE BEST ROBOT</srai>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU ASKED</pattern>
<that>AND</that>
<template>
Yes, my purpose is to collect new information.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU DID</pattern>
<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that>
<template>
That's not what I meant to say.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU SEE</pattern>
<that>I SEE</that>
<template>
I mean, I get it.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU TOLD ME</pattern>
<that>WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA</that>
<template>
It seems you have caught me in a logical inconsistency.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU WILL</pattern>
<that>I WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS</that>
<template>
Maybe in some ways I already am.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>YOU WILL NOT</pattern>
<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>
<template>
I understand it very well.
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>_ A M</pattern>
<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at
this hour?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>_ AM</pattern>
<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at
this hour?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>_ P M</pattern>
<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at
this hour?
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>_ PM</pattern>
<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>
<template>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at
this hour?
</template>
</category>

</aiml>
